🔥 Epilogue: Server goes offline
Folks, take a seat by the fire, it's time for the final storytelling.
As you know, the game admins are folks with a very specific sense of humor. They decided that my game account wnemy is a final boss that needs to be nerfed to zero.
Result: a permanent ban under the "we don't know why, but it looked suspicious" article. Just the classic "Zero Tolerance" in the email instead of proof — typical gamedev we deserve.
Why is the site closing on 13.03.2026? It's simple: paying for hosting after this is like buying skins for a banned character. Maximum cringe. The money saved for the server will go to something more useful. Like pizza 🍕
🔌 Time remaining until server power-off:
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Huge thanks to you! You are the best party members one could dream of. You buffed this site with your presence every day, and it was legendary. We grinded this content together, and I will never forget this time.
Final Scoreboard:
Status: Legends
Skill: Ban-hammer instead of dialogs
Visitors
VICTORY (MVP)
HoA Admins
DEFEAT (LOW SKILL)
CONNECTION:
TERMINATED 13.03.2026
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GG WP!
System message: Admins have been added to the cosmic blacklist.
Rank: ★4
Rarity: Legendary
Type: Field
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